Historical Moments :
10/30/08
10/29/08
Remember when installing a husband.....
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried
Running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no 20avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried
Running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no 20avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Oz
Well if it weren't for my tustworthy friend , i would have totally forgottten tonights agenda!
We're off to see the Wizard, The wonderful wizard of oz......at the carnival center in da MIA
Brrrrrrrrr
Ok, I live in south florida and i'm wearing a sweater today! Yes , a sweater...long sleeved, thick cotton and bought from A&F bout 5 years ago LOL
but looks fab!
10/28/08
Pink panther
Pretty in pink huh?! LOL A Saturday afternoon at the infamous IKEA.
Sent from my iPhone
Sent from my iPhone
10/27/08
Crest Super Brite
This hoe bag should get better toothpaste for those crack ridden teeth.....and stop using her mans t-shirts for a turban...looks like the wrong size anyhow.
Just to give you a visual...who the hell would fuck this walking thing?
Nailin Pailin
I want one...
so can put blood dripping all over her like in Carrie. A Blood Drenched Palin!
10/19/08
10/12/08
Day of Death
In approximetly 16 hours i'll relive the worse moment of my life. The day and time that I got that ill fated phone call from my grandparents telling me that my father died............
to be continuted..........
to be continuted..........
10/10/08
Things happen for a reason
Today has been better than the past 2 wks. Trying to stay positive about things.......in general .
10/9/08
Goin Thru It
I found this:
Remember
blood clots,
sweat dries,
Tears wipe away,
and muscles heal,
push thru the pain in life and attain what YOU want not what someone wants you to have.
Remember
blood clots,
sweat dries,
Tears wipe away,
and muscles heal,
push thru the pain in life and attain what YOU want not what someone wants you to have.
10/1/08
I seem to be blogging away here at the office......
News like this scares me....seeing that I will admit to having "at risk" "adventures" while living in and around meto nyc and seemed to escape this contraction...more than once......but this was quoted from MSNBC.com
NEW YORK - New Yorkers are contracting HIV at three times the national rate, the city health department said on Wednesday, attributing the difference to New York’s large population of high-risk groups such as gay men and blacks.
News like this scares me....seeing that I will admit to having "at risk" "adventures" while living in and around meto nyc and seemed to escape this contraction...more than once......but this was quoted from MSNBC.com
NEW YORK - New Yorkers are contracting HIV at three times the national rate, the city health department said on Wednesday, attributing the difference to New York’s large population of high-risk groups such as gay men and blacks.
Challenges
Life is a series of challenges: Some you win, some you lose, and some you keep on fighting forever
Then End.......
The political philosopher John Gray, who recently retired as a professor at the London School of Economics, wrote in the London paper The Observer: "Here is a historic geopolitical shift, in which the balance of power in the world is being altered irrevocably.
"The era of American global leadership, reaching back to the Second World War, is over... The American free-market creed has self-destructed while countries that retained overall control of markets have been vindicated."
"In a change as far-reaching in its implications as the fall of the Soviet Union, an entire model of government and the economy has collapsed.
"How symbolic that Chinese astronauts take a spacewalk while the US Treasury Secretary is on his knees."
"The era of American global leadership, reaching back to the Second World War, is over... The American free-market creed has self-destructed while countries that retained overall control of markets have been vindicated."
"In a change as far-reaching in its implications as the fall of the Soviet Union, an entire model of government and the economy has collapsed.
"How symbolic that Chinese astronauts take a spacewalk while the US Treasury Secretary is on his knees."
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