My entertainment for the week.....other than partying on Wed Night! ha ha
12/29/08
11/20/08
11/19/08
11/16/08
The Hardest Thing
THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO BE, IS YOU. THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD TO BE IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT YOU TO BE. DONT LET ANYONE PUT U IN SUCH POSITION
11/15/08
11/13/08
R.I.P Lil Buddy
WASHINGTON -- NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander has ceased communications after operating for more than five months. As anticipated, seasonal decline in sunshine at the robot's arctic landing site is not providing enough sunlight for the solar arrays to collect the power necessary to charge batteries that operate the lander's instruments. Mission engineers last received a signal from the lander on Nov. 2. Phoenix, in addition to shorter daylight, has encountered a dustier sky, more clouds and colder temperatures as the northern Mars summer approaches autumn. The mission exceeded its planned operational life of three months to conduct and return science data. The project team will be listening carefully during the next few weeks to hear if Phoenix revives and phones home. However, engineers now believe that is unlikely because of the worsening weather conditions on Mars. While the spacecraft's work has ended, the analysis of data from the instruments is in its earliest stages. "Phoenix has given us some surprises, and I'm confident we will be pulling more gems from this trove of data for years to come," said Phoenix Principal Investigator Peter Smith of the University of Arizona in Tucson. Launched Aug. 4, 2007, Phoenix landed May 25, 2008, farther north than any previous spacecraft to land on the Martian surface. The lander dug, scooped, baked, sniffed and tasted the Red Planet's soil. Among early results, it verified the presence of water-ice in the Martian subsurface, which NASA's Mars Odyssey orbiter first detected remotely in 2002. Phoenix's cameras also returned more than 25,000 pictures from sweeping vistas to near the atomic level using the first atomic force microscope ever used outside Earth. "Phoenix not only met the tremendous challenge of landing safely, it accomplished scientific investigations on 149 of its 152 Martian days as a result of dedicated work by a talented team," said Phoenix Project Manager Barry Goldstein at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif. Phoenix's preliminary science accomplishments advance the goal of studying whether the Martian arctic environment has ever been favorable for microbes. Additional findings include documenting a mildly alkaline soil environment unlike any found by earlier Mars missions; finding small concentrations of salts that could be nutrients for life; discovering perchlorate salt, which has implications for ice and soil properties; and finding calcium carbonate, a marker of effects of liquid water. Phoenix findings also support the goal of learning the history of water on Mars. These findings include excavating soil above the ice table, revealing at least two distinct types of ice deposits; observing snow descending from clouds; providing a mission-long weather record, with data on temperature, pressure, humidity and wind; observations of haze, clouds, frost and whirlwinds; and coordinating with NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter to perform simultaneous ground and orbital observations of Martian weather. "Phoenix provided an important step to spur the hope that we can show Mars was once habitable and possibly supported life," said Doug McCuistion, director of the Mars Exploration Program at NASA Headquarters in Washington. "Phoenix was supported by orbiting NASA spacecraft providing communications relay while producing their own fascinating science. With the upcoming launch of the Mars Science Laboratory, the Mars Program never sleeps." The University of Arizona leads the Phoenix mission with project management at JPL and development partnership at Lockheed Martin Corporation in Denver. International contributions came from the Canadian Space Agency; the University of Neuchatel, Switzerland; the universities of Copenhagen and Aarhus in Denmark; the Max Planck Institute in Germany; the Finnish Meteorological Institute; and Imperial College of London.
Delicious!!!!!
I knew I loved Law & Order for a reason. So i seen him on the today show getting all wrapped up to a chair in "do not cross" tape by who else......Miss fucking Piggy! Couldn't they have found someone a lil hotter to do the taping up?
He's yummy
11/11/08
11/10/08
11/9/08
11/7/08
PROP 8 ....We need to turn this country around.
If the people of this country are strong enough to make history by electing an African American President, why aren't we strong enough to give equal rights to all....Including race, gender and so forth.....
HomoQuotable - Melissa Etheridge
"Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books.
"Okay, cool I don't mean to get too personal here but there is a lot I can do with the extra half a million dollars that I will be keeping instead of handing it over to the state of California. Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. Wow, come to think of it, there are quite a few of us fortunate gay folks that will be having some extra cash this year. What recession? We're gay! I am sure there will be a little box on the tax forms now single, married, divorced, gay, check here if you are gay, yeah, that's not so bad. Of course all of the waiters and hairdressers and UPS workers and gym teachers and such, they won't have to pay their taxes either." - Melissa Etheridge, writing on The Daily Beast.
11/4/08
Crystal meth found in boy's trick-or-treat bag
RAMSEY, Minn. - When their children returned from Halloween trick-or-treating, a couple found suspected methamphetamine and $85 in cash among their 7-year-old son's Snickers bars and Skittles.
Lars and Shelly Brosdahl called police, who confirmed that the substance was methamphetamine, worth up to $200 on the street.
Someone who looked like a teenager dropped something into their son's bag as he went trick-or-treating with his 9-year-old sister on Halloween night, the Brosdahls say.
He said some bigger kid ran by him and asked if he wanted some candy," Lars Brosdahl said. "He said 'Sure,' and the kid dropped it into his bag."
The clear crystals looked like rock candy, the parents said.
"The (kids) could have OD'd on it. That's what makes me so shaky and upset," Shelly Brosdahl said.
That's just sad........
First of all , who buys drugs only to throw them away in some kids bag? I mean if you spend 200 bux on dugs of any sort, why waste it. Its just dumb common sense
Lars and Shelly Brosdahl called police, who confirmed that the substance was methamphetamine, worth up to $200 on the street.
Someone who looked like a teenager dropped something into their son's bag as he went trick-or-treating with his 9-year-old sister on Halloween night, the Brosdahls say.
He said some bigger kid ran by him and asked if he wanted some candy," Lars Brosdahl said. "He said 'Sure,' and the kid dropped it into his bag."
The clear crystals looked like rock candy, the parents said.
"The (kids) could have OD'd on it. That's what makes me so shaky and upset," Shelly Brosdahl said.
That's just sad........
First of all , who buys drugs only to throw them away in some kids bag? I mean if you spend 200 bux on dugs of any sort, why waste it. Its just dumb common sense
11/2/08
BBB
consumer: mam, how do we see the duvets on the very top of the display?
Me: with your eyes, duh
consumer: i'll get someone to assist you mam, one moment
i'm such a prick
Me: with your eyes, duh
consumer: i'll get someone to assist you mam, one moment
i'm such a prick
11/1/08
free food
me: hey! You guys want some food?
Bum: happy Halloween
Me: you guys want some food?
Bum: ok, but what my buddy would like really is a few bucks
Me: sorry, I don't carry cash, but here take this... ( hands over food)
(drive away)
Isabel: can you believe that, what else does ha wan? A car? Maybe a house!
Damn, talk about a picky bum!! Just enjoy the fucking food!!
Bum: happy Halloween
Me: you guys want some food?
Bum: ok, but what my buddy would like really is a few bucks
Me: sorry, I don't carry cash, but here take this... ( hands over food)
(drive away)
Isabel: can you believe that, what else does ha wan? A car? Maybe a house!
Damn, talk about a picky bum!! Just enjoy the fucking food!!
10/30/08
10/29/08
Remember when installing a husband.....
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried
Running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no 20avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried
Running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no 20avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Oz
Well if it weren't for my tustworthy friend , i would have totally forgottten tonights agenda!
We're off to see the Wizard, The wonderful wizard of oz......at the carnival center in da MIA
Brrrrrrrrr
Ok, I live in south florida and i'm wearing a sweater today! Yes , a sweater...long sleeved, thick cotton and bought from A&F bout 5 years ago LOL
but looks fab!
10/28/08
Pink panther
Pretty in pink huh?! LOL A Saturday afternoon at the infamous IKEA.
Sent from my iPhone
Sent from my iPhone
10/27/08
Crest Super Brite
This hoe bag should get better toothpaste for those crack ridden teeth.....and stop using her mans t-shirts for a turban...looks like the wrong size anyhow.
Just to give you a visual...who the hell would fuck this walking thing?
Nailin Pailin
I want one...
so can put blood dripping all over her like in Carrie. A Blood Drenched Palin!
10/19/08
10/12/08
Day of Death
In approximetly 16 hours i'll relive the worse moment of my life. The day and time that I got that ill fated phone call from my grandparents telling me that my father died............
to be continuted..........
to be continuted..........
10/10/08
Things happen for a reason
Today has been better than the past 2 wks. Trying to stay positive about things.......in general .
10/9/08
Goin Thru It
I found this:
Remember
blood clots,
sweat dries,
Tears wipe away,
and muscles heal,
push thru the pain in life and attain what YOU want not what someone wants you to have.
Remember
blood clots,
sweat dries,
Tears wipe away,
and muscles heal,
push thru the pain in life and attain what YOU want not what someone wants you to have.
10/1/08
I seem to be blogging away here at the office......
News like this scares me....seeing that I will admit to having "at risk" "adventures" while living in and around meto nyc and seemed to escape this contraction...more than once......but this was quoted from MSNBC.com
NEW YORK - New Yorkers are contracting HIV at three times the national rate, the city health department said on Wednesday, attributing the difference to New York’s large population of high-risk groups such as gay men and blacks.
News like this scares me....seeing that I will admit to having "at risk" "adventures" while living in and around meto nyc and seemed to escape this contraction...more than once......but this was quoted from MSNBC.com
NEW YORK - New Yorkers are contracting HIV at three times the national rate, the city health department said on Wednesday, attributing the difference to New York’s large population of high-risk groups such as gay men and blacks.
Challenges
Life is a series of challenges: Some you win, some you lose, and some you keep on fighting forever
Then End.......
The political philosopher John Gray, who recently retired as a professor at the London School of Economics, wrote in the London paper The Observer: "Here is a historic geopolitical shift, in which the balance of power in the world is being altered irrevocably.
"The era of American global leadership, reaching back to the Second World War, is over... The American free-market creed has self-destructed while countries that retained overall control of markets have been vindicated."
"In a change as far-reaching in its implications as the fall of the Soviet Union, an entire model of government and the economy has collapsed.
"How symbolic that Chinese astronauts take a spacewalk while the US Treasury Secretary is on his knees."
"The era of American global leadership, reaching back to the Second World War, is over... The American free-market creed has self-destructed while countries that retained overall control of markets have been vindicated."
"In a change as far-reaching in its implications as the fall of the Soviet Union, an entire model of government and the economy has collapsed.
"How symbolic that Chinese astronauts take a spacewalk while the US Treasury Secretary is on his knees."
9/24/08
Sad.....
sad,
here i am at fucking 12:30am blogging. Why, because the phone rang and woke me up and I can't fall asleep now. Not that the phone call was a bother b/c it was my man but still....it's woken me up.
Sad: affected with or expressive of grief or unhappiness....
yes that was me earlier... Why? Because I really wanted to see my baby and another night goes by that I didn't. Anyone got any tree...random thought.
Alright sleeping pill, here I come and there you'll go, right down my throat!! Oh what a ride that will be!
G' Night to whoever
here i am at fucking 12:30am blogging. Why, because the phone rang and woke me up and I can't fall asleep now. Not that the phone call was a bother b/c it was my man but still....it's woken me up.
Sad: affected with or expressive of grief or unhappiness....
yes that was me earlier... Why? Because I really wanted to see my baby and another night goes by that I didn't. Anyone got any tree...random thought.
Alright sleeping pill, here I come and there you'll go, right down my throat!! Oh what a ride that will be!
G' Night to whoever
9/19/08
9/13/08
Circle Church Ministries Should Rott In HELL
Ok, so I haven't done much posting but I definitely like to post when I see fucking stupid things in life.
I got an IM last night from a friend regarding a website called AIDSMAPPER. Yeah, you read it right; AIDSmapper. This website is designed to help you spot registered people with hiv/aids in your neighborhood and such. Sick if you ask me. Well come to find out is run by the above stated ministries.....anyone know where that church is so we can vandalize that shit?!
Ok, so I checked the website out and was reading this bullshit and here's what it says. Now I'm in no way disclosing anything about myself or friends but I was definitely curious as to what these people had to say.
Quoted from site:
How You Can Spot Someone With AIDS:
If you can’t afford a membership, and you don’t qualify for an organizational discount, you might still be able to spot Infected just by looking at them. Don’t be too hasty to judge, though: After all, you’re not a lab technician specializing in infectious blood diseases, so why not use your intuition instead?You may not know much, but I bet you can figure something out. Put that uneducated ad hoc figuring to good use with an easy to browse three-minute suggestion page.
LOOK FOR PRIDE:
The Infected should be ashamed and dismayed, but part of their disease is often an exuberant sense of pride. It’s not a black and white issue, but one that comes in every color of the spectrum. Look for flags and bumper stickers that actually carry a rainbow. It seems almost too obvious, but the infection can go straight to their brain and affect their judgment, leading to such nonsense as not admitting their infection, wearing leather chaps on hot days, growing absurd mustaches and favoring those of the same gender.
LOOK FOR NEEDLE MARKS:
Many of the Infected may have visible needle marks on their arms, legs, face or eyeball sockets. It may sound disgusting, but it’s true. When in doubt, take a close look. The area will appear bruised and have a raised, rough texture when touched. It will not have a particular smell, but you can be certain if the area of infection tastes like coppery bread crust.
LOOK FOR SIGNS OF SICKNESS:
The first sign of the AIDS appears identical to a common cold. If you have seen anyone with common cold symptoms in the past few years, it is very likely that they have the AIDS, according to doctors. Even if some of them don’t, you just can’t be certain, so keep your distance. If you have had “cold symptoms” yourself in the past few years, you should get tested immediately. But be careful because they will draw blood, and blood is where this disease lives. Also in the sex organs, which includes the mouth and rectum “in some circles.”
Yeah, if you read this .....or are reading it now, feel free to comment. LOL
As much as I was pissed just from the ideas of these people I got an email from my friend beforehand which I didn't realize about the site:
A religious-oriented website, claims to be tracking Americans living with HIV/AIDS nationwide, by zip code and by name. The troublesome website is being hosted by Circle Church Ministries from The Republic of Nauru. It is either hateful development of discrimination , or nothing more than a very bad hoax.
The website, in part, reads: "No longer is it sufficient to ask how many partners your lover has had, or if he went through a so-called “experimental phase” with the same sex. In today's disease filled world, you need to know in no uncertain terms if your partner is one of “the Infected,” and by that we mean AIDS. Previously, it was not only impossible, but largely illegal to know if your friends, family, neighbors, or heaven forbid, your fiancé was a member of the infected class, and it’s no laughing matter."
It encourages visitors to "report" others they "suspect" of living with HIV/AIDS regardless of their proof - saying that "even bad information can be helpful."
But advocates and legal experts argue that by doing so it would violate several privacy laws, including the Privacy Act and Health Insurance Protection & Portability Act (HIPPA). Several organizations have spearheaded an effort to research the website to see whether it is legitimate, and if so, legal.
I got an IM last night from a friend regarding a website called AIDSMAPPER. Yeah, you read it right; AIDSmapper. This website is designed to help you spot registered people with hiv/aids in your neighborhood and such. Sick if you ask me. Well come to find out is run by the above stated ministries.....anyone know where that church is so we can vandalize that shit?!
Ok, so I checked the website out and was reading this bullshit and here's what it says. Now I'm in no way disclosing anything about myself or friends but I was definitely curious as to what these people had to say.
Quoted from site:
How You Can Spot Someone With AIDS:
If you can’t afford a membership, and you don’t qualify for an organizational discount, you might still be able to spot Infected just by looking at them. Don’t be too hasty to judge, though: After all, you’re not a lab technician specializing in infectious blood diseases, so why not use your intuition instead?You may not know much, but I bet you can figure something out. Put that uneducated ad hoc figuring to good use with an easy to browse three-minute suggestion page.
LOOK FOR PRIDE:
The Infected should be ashamed and dismayed, but part of their disease is often an exuberant sense of pride. It’s not a black and white issue, but one that comes in every color of the spectrum. Look for flags and bumper stickers that actually carry a rainbow. It seems almost too obvious, but the infection can go straight to their brain and affect their judgment, leading to such nonsense as not admitting their infection, wearing leather chaps on hot days, growing absurd mustaches and favoring those of the same gender.
LOOK FOR NEEDLE MARKS:
Many of the Infected may have visible needle marks on their arms, legs, face or eyeball sockets. It may sound disgusting, but it’s true. When in doubt, take a close look. The area will appear bruised and have a raised, rough texture when touched. It will not have a particular smell, but you can be certain if the area of infection tastes like coppery bread crust.
LOOK FOR SIGNS OF SICKNESS:
The first sign of the AIDS appears identical to a common cold. If you have seen anyone with common cold symptoms in the past few years, it is very likely that they have the AIDS, according to doctors. Even if some of them don’t, you just can’t be certain, so keep your distance. If you have had “cold symptoms” yourself in the past few years, you should get tested immediately. But be careful because they will draw blood, and blood is where this disease lives. Also in the sex organs, which includes the mouth and rectum “in some circles.”
Yeah, if you read this .....or are reading it now, feel free to comment. LOL
As much as I was pissed just from the ideas of these people I got an email from my friend beforehand which I didn't realize about the site:
A religious-oriented website, claims to be tracking Americans living with HIV/AIDS nationwide, by zip code and by name. The troublesome website is being hosted by Circle Church Ministries from The Republic of Nauru. It is either hateful development of discrimination , or nothing more than a very bad hoax.
The website, in part, reads: "No longer is it sufficient to ask how many partners your lover has had, or if he went through a so-called “experimental phase” with the same sex. In today's disease filled world, you need to know in no uncertain terms if your partner is one of “the Infected,” and by that we mean AIDS. Previously, it was not only impossible, but largely illegal to know if your friends, family, neighbors, or heaven forbid, your fiancé was a member of the infected class, and it’s no laughing matter."
It encourages visitors to "report" others they "suspect" of living with HIV/AIDS regardless of their proof - saying that "even bad information can be helpful."
But advocates and legal experts argue that by doing so it would violate several privacy laws, including the Privacy Act and Health Insurance Protection & Portability Act (HIPPA). Several organizations have spearheaded an effort to research the website to see whether it is legitimate, and if so, legal.
9/2/08
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